If you’re looking for a cocktail that’s light, refreshing, and just a little playful, the Blonde Joke might become your new favorite. It’s a simple yet vibrant drink that’s perfect for warm evenings, casual get-togethers, or even a little solo unwinding after a long day. This has been one of my go-to cocktails for summer nights—it’s easy to whip up, and the mix of citrus and fizz is always a crowd-pleaser.
Blonde Joke
Ingredients
You’ll need just a few simple ingredients to make this drink shine. Here’s what to grab:
- 2 oz (60 ml) vodka
- 1 oz (30 ml) triple sec (or any orange liqueur)
- 0.5 oz (15 ml) fresh lemon juice
- A splash of soda water
- Ice (enough to fill your shaker and glass)
- Optional garnish: Lemon or lime slice
Glassware: A tall highball glass works best here, but a Collins glass is a great backup option if that’s what you’ve got.
Prep Time and Servings
- Prep time: 5 minutes
- Serves: 1 cocktail
Method
- Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the vodka, triple sec, and lemon juice.
- Shake it up! Keep shaking until the outside of the shaker feels nice and frosty—this chills the drink beautifully.
- Strain the mixture into a highball glass filled with fresh ice.
- Top it off with a splash of soda water for some fizz. Stir gently to combine.
- Garnish with a slice of lemon or lime for that extra pop of color and flavor.
And that’s it! You’ve got yourself a Blonde Joke cocktail that’s as fun to drink as it is to make.
Helpful Tips
- Fresh is best: Use freshly squeezed lemon juice—it makes a huge difference in flavor. Trust me, bottled juice just doesn’t cut it here.
- Chill your glass: Pop your glass in the freezer for a few minutes before serving. It keeps the drink icy cold and refreshing.
- Adjust the fizz: If you like a little more sparkle, feel free to add an extra splash of soda water.
Make-Ahead Notes
You can mix the vodka, triple sec, and lemon juice ahead of time and keep it in the fridge for up to a day. When you’re ready to serve, just pour over ice, top with soda water, and garnish.
Substitutions and Variations
- No triple sec? Swap it out for another citrusy liqueur like Cointreau or Grand Marnier.
- Prefer gin? Substitute vodka with gin for a more herbal twist.
- Want something sweeter? Add a touch of simple syrup or honey to the shaker before mixing.
- Skip the soda water: Use tonic water instead for a slightly bitter edge.
Serving Suggestions
This cocktail is incredibly versatile and pairs well with a variety of dishes. Here are a few ideas:
- Seafood: Think grilled shrimp, crab cakes, or even a light ceviche. The citrusy notes of the drink play beautifully with seafood.
- Spicy snacks: Jalapeño poppers, buffalo wings, or spicy peanuts. The sweetness and fizz help cool down the heat.
- Light salads: A crisp green salad with a tangy vinaigrette pairs wonderfully with the drink’s bright flavors.
Tips for Success
- Shake vigorously to chill the drink thoroughly—it makes all the difference.
- Don’t skimp on the ice. A well-chilled drink is key to nailing the refreshing vibe of this cocktail.
- Experiment with garnishes! A sprig of mint, a twist of lemon peel, or even a fresh raspberry can add a fun, personal touch.
Blonde Joke Variations
Feeling adventurous? Here are a few fun twists to try:
Spicy Blonde Joke
- What to add: A dash of hot sauce.
- How to make it: Follow the original recipe, then garnish with a slice of chili pepper for a little heat.
Blonde Joke Royale
- What to add: Swap soda water for champagne.
- How to make it: Mix the base ingredients, top with bubbly, and garnish with a raspberry for a touch of elegance.
Tropical Blonde Joke
- What to add: 0.5 oz (15 ml) coconut cream and 0.5 oz (15 ml) pineapple juice.
- How to make it: Shake everything together (including the soda water) and serve over crushed ice for a tropical twist.
Virgin Blonde Joke
- What to add: Replace the vodka and triple sec with ginger ale and a splash of orange juice.
- How to make it: Build the drink directly in the glass, then garnish with a lemon slice for a refreshing, non-alcoholic version.
Common Questions
Can I use bottled lemon juice?
You can, but fresh lemon juice is much brighter and tastier. If you’re in a pinch, bottled works—just taste as you go and adjust for sweetness if needed.
How do I make it healthier?
Cut back on the triple sec or use a low-sugar alternative. You could also swap soda water for sparkling water with no added sodium.
What’s the best way to serve it super cold?
Chill your glass, use plenty of ice, and shake the drink well before serving.
Can I batch this cocktail for a party?
Absolutely! Mix the vodka, triple sec, and lemon juice in a pitcher ahead of time. When it’s party time, just pour over ice, add soda water, and garnish.
Final Thoughts
The Blonde Joke is more than just a cocktail—it’s a refreshing little escape in a glass. Whether you’re sipping it solo or sharing it with friends, it’s a drink that’s sure to brighten your day. Try out some of the variations, pair it with a favorite dish, or just enjoy it as is. Cheers!
